Come on.. you've heard it and maybe even said it in real life. No, I am not sharing my Nachos with you because they are NOT-CHOS. Hey, its funny to me. Beside name and infirngement is real around these parts. Delicious to wear without staining your finger tips orange, these nacho tortilla chips are just the thing you need to adorn your face with to be just as freaking odd as you might be in real life. Its okay... "We're all mad here." Each 'chip' measures about 2 inches in length.