The more-than-somewhat twisted mind of Richard Panzer brings you another batch of goodies from the gringo pot . . . The Monkeys Of Mumbai: A raga-rock precautionary tale, in which we note that Froot Loops are the Rolling Stones' favorite breakfast cereal A Speck Of Blue: Mixing bluegrass and green grass, with a Spanish/English pun and homage to Lynyrd Skynyrd Pidan Pijiu Ge (Pidan Beer Song): A song in Mandarin Chinese about drinkin' beer and chasin' women, with lots of bells and English subtitles Nuckin' Futs: Spoonerisms galore. Just where the Hell is the Freak Hunt? Lou's Number: A Satanic air guitar anthem with a secret backward Christian message Mac 'n Jesus: About a mom who is well-intentioned but a little over-the-top in her attempts to save her young 'uns Raspberry Jam: Try spreading some of this on your toast . . . The Reaper's Helper: Teenage psychopathic confessional with a lovely melody The Most Obscure Legend Of Paddy McGann: The abridged story of that greatest of sailors and inventor of dolphin's milk cheese Santa Claus Knows: The creepiest Xmas song of them all The Land Of The Avocado Moon: A magical land just down the road from Ringo's Octopus's Garden.